Meat Wizard (Not the really cute dog...Me!)

Cute dog dressed as a wizard. So great!

I understand that the title "Meat Wizard" leaves itself open to a lot of off-color comments.  Let me first explain the definition of the term first.

Meat Wizard: A person who is so incredibly good at cooking meat, one might think that said person possesses some sort of magical powers.

On the contrary, a Meat Wizard has no affiliation, nor connection with some goofy bastard that lives in the forest casting spells on trees and frogs whilst wearing a ridiculous robe and hat.  To be a meat wizard, you don't need to do anything that involves having a long flowing beard, but it doesn't hurt. Don't believe me?  Just ask this guy, his sweet beard, or his girlfriend:

(He doesn't do anything even remotely wizardly)  Now that I've cleared that up, let's get down to business.  By business, I mean, the point of today's post. Today, as I type these very words, I am preparing a Sirloin Tip Roast.  The aroma that has completely taken over my home can only be described in poem...Since I don't write poetry too often, be creative, and comment with one of your own.  In just one hour, my meat cooking ability will once again be proven to be the greatest thing to ever happen.  Not bad for a non-wizard.

I don't have too much else to say, except that I'm pretty excited about this roast.  That, and send me some poetry titled "Ode to Meat" in the comments.

I'll leave you with a Russian song about drinking beer and eating meat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_pu-rnwOdI

Love,

Zak